BLOG: Thoughts from an erotic romance writer.

Romance? Erotic Romance? Sometimes. I write mainly erotica. But I have also wanted to write romance, so I've started that - it should be out in a month. However, my erotica has always had a romantic element. Boy meets Girl and they have sex - that is not much of a story. Doesn't there have to be a point to it? There does to me. Even if it is short and sweet, or short and rough, I think there needs to be a reason why they got together. Something interesting must have happened along the way.

My story “Colossal” is about a woman with a fetish for men with gigantic “equipment”,  who meets a boy who has equipment so enormous that he is afraid to hurt women. They are both shy, and scared about who they really are. Thanks to a sassy drag queen, they eventually get together and fall in love.

When I started that story, I thought it would be a 5,000 word quickie with a bunch of hot sex. It turned out to be one of the most romantic stories I've ever written, and over twice the length. (Yes,  even the word count was huge!) And then there was a bunch of hot sex - hotter than I had intended.

It wasn't my fault. The story took on a life of its own, and it could not be helped. I am just over-caffeinated, underslept, and trying to herd the words onto the page. Sometimes a stray goat takes off, what can we do?

If I ever get business cards printed, perhaps I will call myself “word wrangler” instead of writer.  Some days that is a lot more honest.

Please search “Lexie Renard Colossal” on Amazon, Kobo, Smashwords etc. if you’re interested.

I’ve started a brand new series “Rush Hour Quickies”. Toronto can be a bit stuffy, and I think we are seen as uptight. We also have the longest commutes in Canada, and I have always loved that song by The Spoons, “Romantic Traffic”. This weekly-ish series of super hot short stories will give you something sexy to read on the subway, streetcar, or GO train.

If you like them, please tell your friends. Support your local purveyor of porn, sorry, “romance” by spreading the word far and wide! Thanks for being one of the cool people who still read.

xoxo

~ Lexie

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NEW Romance: Vampire Girl in Brooklyn (Sex, Blood, and Rock & Roll)

Vampire Girl in Brooklyn (Sex, Blood, and Rock & Roll)

After 100 years, Emma is feeling a bit lost and restless in Brooklyn. Humans are great for food and sex, but she misses that deeper connection. Suddenly she meets Ryan, a singer excited for his band’s first show - until he meets her, and is excited for something else. Will he be dinner, or something more?

Warning: 18+ Smoking hot sex scenes, and a little polite blood drinking. Click “Look Inside” for a Sneaky Peek!


On Kindle now, will be on Smashwords within 48 hours

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BF3YT95 

https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/vampire-girl-in-brooklyn

NEW: Light Speed Lesbian Mistress - Sci Fi BI Space Romance

Gorgeous and mysterious Mistress Diosa purchases Quinn to work as her mechanic, crew, and beautiful little sex slave. Quinn adores serving her hot captain, but things are strange out in the dark universe. Sacrifices must be made for the good of the ship.

WARNING: Contains explicit sex scenes. Click “Look Inside” for a Sneaky Peek!

NOTE: After this story, please enjoy 3-5 preview pages of "Only on Halloween - a Lesbian BDSM tale"

Read FREE on Kindle Unlimited until June 7, 2018

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BBQPBQH

NEW: My Neighbor’s Dungeon - 50 Shades of Roses

(BDSM Submission Romance)

What does a girl have to do to get the next door neighbor to spank her?
Pretty little Lindsay has lived next to gorgeous older hunk Nick for years, but she just accidentally discovered that he is an S&M Master - will he let her into his world? Will he want to play with the hot gardening girl next door who is enthralled with BDSM protocol?
 
WARNING: Spanking, flogging, rope bondage, domination, submission, super hot sex - all of the good stuff! 

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He sat on the edge of the couch, and roughly threw me over his knee. This time the spanking wasn't punishment, it was pent up frustration. He smacked his large palm against the underside of my ass, bringing a fiery pain that just added to my arousal.

I couldn't quite hear him over the sound of the sharp blows ringing through the room, but he was muttering, “Temptress, too young, nice little girl next door, goddamn vixen…”

“Thank you, Master,” I said, straining to speak without squealing. “I'm sorry I'm a bad girl.”
I ground my hips against his lap, his erection pulsing beneath me.

He suddenly stood me up, then flung me onto my back across the wide couch. “You are too pretty to be this damn bad,” he said, and the naked lust in his voice excited me beyond belief.

“I probably require more punishment, Master,” I whispered breathily. 

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Purchase or read FREE on Kindle Unlimited until June 3, 2018

 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B8BWF13

New BDSM Romance

Master Professor
He’s an S&M dominant, but she’s his university student. Would they dare?
-- S&M Romance --

Gemma has a crush on her new art history professor, which gets worse when she discovers he's a dominant Master giving a demonstration at her local S&M club. Will this shy girl unmask both her professor and her feelings? (Of course she will.)
WARNING: BDSM activity, sexual content. You know, fun times!

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When he began to lightly spank me, I felt myself arching my back and sticking out my ass for his convenience. I wished that I could see his piercing gaze while he worked me over. My skin was becoming heated, and I wondered if I would have bruises tomorrow.

The primal craving from between my legs began to possess me. I needed him to plunge something inside me immediately or I might explode. As he worked his hands lower, striking my thighs, I felt myself arching even more, instinctively trying to place my sex in his hands.

His hands begin to work up my inner thighs, and I enjoyed the sting, but the proximity of his fingers was driving me crazy. I heard a tiny whine escape my lips.

“Submissives are silent in my study,” he growled into my ear. I looked at him sideways to catch a dark glance. I'm positive that he could see my wide eyes were begging.

He resumed smacking my inner thighs with the flat of his palm, but now he began inching his way upward.


Suddenly he grabbed the back of my hair with his left hand, and slipped his right down to gently explore my delicate crevice. He growled menacingly, while muttering, “You pretty little tease, are you trying to distract me?”


Available FREE on #KindleUnlimited until May 28, 2018

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B4WHXH1

 

New Sci-Fi Erotica

What Happens on Dionysus Stays on Dionysys
-- Erotica --

In a repressed, anti-sex planet cluster, visiting pleasure cruisers provide a much needed ‘vacation’.

Jaka is a human-larazoid hybrid, and a Personal Sex Experience Partner to clients temporarily escaping their sexless solar system. Kara is impossibly nervous, yet yearns for what she has been told is dirty and wrong. WARNING: Features first time sex, anal sex, cunnilingus, fellatio, all of the good stuff!

Read it FREE right now on #KindleUnlimited until May 28, 2018
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B47B1ND

NEW Erotica - Paradise Fantasies - Sex Club Secrets

Dave reached down my back to caress my ass, as Jason came up behind me and reached around to begin massaging my breasts. He nibbled on my ear as he whispered, “We're going to take very good care of you.”

A thrill shot through me at the thought of being under their control. They could do any kinky, depraved thing they wanted right now. I was in a locked room with two strange men, and if I screamed people would think it was simply in passion. I should have been frightened, but instead my heart raced and my skin tingled with lust. I melted under their hands, lost in all of the erotic feelings I have been having all night.
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I know I am an uptight girl who overthinks everything, but right now the only thing I could think of is that I want to feel a cock inside me as quickly as possible.
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When Lauren drags her friend Liz to check out a sex club, she didn't realize that both of them would be picking up and getting down. Blame it on the pool, or the tropical theme, but both ladies discover they really needed a visit to Paradise.

WARNING: Hot sex, hot tub sex, public sex, and MFM threesome. Click "Look Inside" for a Sneaky Peek!
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079RM551M

 COMING SOON: S&M Romance!